SWEEP!

You couldn't ask for a better result to start the second half of the season. There's no funny business in this post. Ten games over .500 is a nice cushion to sit on for the Rays. I only wish that the Yankees and Red Sox would blow a some games now. Watch out Chicago and Toronto we're coming for you. Go Rays!

AHH I FREAKING LOVE YOU THIS MUCH CRAWFORD!

Definitely the best play of the night! Crawford could have easily let that ball go and said screw you Papelbon. Hawpe, from the Rockies, hit one deep left forcing Carl Crawford to jump and reach over the wall for an aw dropping catch in the bottom 7th to help save Papelbon from shedding a tear. Crawford is the better man here. He just knows that we will crush the Sox next time we meet. Crawford is saying "Until we meet again, I will make you really cry Papelbon."

This Is Why The Rays Need Aki Back!

Our Asian sensation will rise again. Even if it means cutting Papelbon's balls off with a samurai sword.

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Double Smash Mouth

I wonder how many people stayed after the loss to watch Smash and live the 90's all over again.

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First Blog Post Ever and Rays Lose!

Okay first off, this is not the way I wanted to christen my blog ship with the Rays losing. But this gives me a valid reason to rest my case on a subject I’ve been crying out for years. “BURN THOSE HORRIFIC JERSEYS ALREADY!” I mean the green and black ones weren’t that bad but, the rainbow ones have to be abolished. I know that I can’t speak for myself when it comes to fashion because I’m 25 and my mom still picks out clothes for me. But seriously if Richard Simmons was a GM of a professional sports team, these would be the colors he would pick out and the mascot would probably be ponies.